October 2009
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September 2009
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August 2009
5 posts
“I can be impulsive if I really think about it.”
– Chandler
“She said ‘What’s the deal with...
The Award
About a month ago during an evening activity at Camp Medolark, a fellow counselor and I made a kid do push-ups for cursing. Midway through the kid’s set, my friend shouts, “C’MON! THOSE ARE GIRL PUSHUPS!” Laughing aloud I say to him quietly, “Dude, you’re such an asshole. If you keep this up you’re going to win the Biggest Dick Award…shit, not like...
June 2009
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May 2009
2 posts
Things I don't understand
People who don’t like water
When someone says, “May I ask you a question?” before asking you another question
When someone says, “Same difference” in place of “Same thing.”
Why people go to tanning salons on warm, sunny days.
People who nod on the phone and people who use their hands to communicate their order at a drive-thru (i.e. “I’ll...
April 2009
4 posts
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lions and tigers and bears...oh my!
I’ve never explored the woods behind my parents’ house so I went for a walk with my mom and dog today to see the wilderness of Southampton, MA. Rosie, my dog, was off her leash and having a gay old time sniffing around a large log when I saw her jump back, startled. Suddenly the log stood up and I could hear my mother’s fading yells behind me “DAVE! It’s a...
In case of an emergency
Flight Attendant: “Sir, you are sitting in an emergency exit row. In the case of an emergency, would you be comfortable assisting with the evacuation of the airplane?”
Me: “Yeah…about as comfortable as someone could be after a crash landing.”