Things I don’t understand

  • People who don’t like water
  • When someone says, “May I ask you a question?” before asking you another question
  • When someone says, “Same difference” in place of “Same thing.”
  • Why people go to tanning salons on warm, sunny days.
  • People who nod on the phone and people who use their hands to communicate their order at a drive-thru (i.e. “I’ll take two (holds up 2 fingers) burgers, hold the mayo”)
More things will be added soon.