Things I don’t understand
- People who don’t like water
- When someone says, “May I ask you a question?” before asking you another question
- When someone says, “Same difference” in place of “Same thing.”
- Why people go to tanning salons on warm, sunny days.
- People who nod on the phone and people who use their hands to communicate their order at a drive-thru (i.e. “I’ll take two (holds up 2 fingers) burgers, hold the mayo”)